Yes, they pee on the tires.
30 Aug 2016

Yes, they pee on the tires.

Male Soyuz crew members do indeed urinate on the tires of the transport bus that drives them to the launch pad. According

30 Aug 2016

Male Soyuz crew members do indeed urinate on the tires of the transport bus that drives them to the launch pad.

According to retired astronaut Chris Hadfield in his book An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth. “Much is made of this as a tradition, but really, if you’re going to be locked in a rocket ship, unable to leave your seat for quite a few hours, it’s just common sense. The only problem is that, when clad in a launch suit, one cannot simply unzip one’s fly. The suit techs on board had to help us undo all the tricky fasteners they’d painstakingly closed not an hour before, so we were able to urinate manfully on the tire without spoiling our plumage.”

I have detailed this and a handful of other Russian pre-launch rituals in my novel, but there are even more rites:

  • A visit to Yuri Gagarin’s office to autograph a book
  • Planting a tree in the cosmonaut grove
  • Custom matryoshka dolls are commissioned for each crew member
  • Coins are flattened under the train that transports the Soyuz to the launch pad (Cosmonauts must not watch this roll out – it is bad luck –  and get their hair cut instead)
  • The night before the launch the crew watches the Russian 1969 movie White Sun of the Desert (an action film set during the 1917 revolution)
  • The crew poses with women in traditional Kazakh costumes for photographs
  • No mission can take place on 24 October since it is the anniversary of a catastrophic missile failure in 1960 (this is subject of a future blog post: “Biggest space screw-up ever”)
  • There is also a welcoming ritual of bread and salt for visitors arriving to the ISS

Not to be outdone, American crews have their superstitious rituals as well:

  • On the day of launch, NASA astronauts eat eggs and steak in tribute to Alan Shepard, who ate a breakfast of this before the first American launch
  • Before launch, the crew is given a cake – that no one is supposed to eat
  • Contemporary astronauts sit on the same recliner chairs as the Apollo era crews the suit-up room
  • The crew plays five-card poker or Blackjack until the commander loses, only then can they drive to the launch pad (one shuttle crew almost was late to the launch pad because the commander kept winning)
  • No mission has been numbered ’13’ since Apollo 13 failed to land on the moon
  • Jars of peanuts are considered good luck charms for unmanned landings on other worlds
  • Successful manned launchings are celebrated with a meal of beans and cornbread
  • After their first flight, rookies in the team have their neckties cut
  • A ship’s bell is rung onboard the ISS when the command changes to a new crew

More adventures when Soyuz Blue, Volume Three debuts in September at SPX!

“Outside the Space Center, the crew is presented to the Space leadership. Each crew member stands on a square painted on the tarmac and salutes, declaring himself fit and ready for the mi

“Outside the Space Center, the crew is presented to the Space leadership. Each crew member stands on a square painted on the tarmac and salutes, declaring himself fit and ready for the mission.”

“We then bus to the launch pad. Just Outside the final checkpoint, the male members go through another ritual; We ing the tires of the bus.”

“We then bus to the launch pad. Just outside the final checkpoint, the male members go through another ritual; wetting the tires of the bus.”

“Yuri Gagarin did this on the bus ride before the first human spaceflight, and we have observed the custom ever since. The women are Excused from this rite.”

“Yuri Gagarin did this on the bus ride before the first human spaceflight, and we have observed the custom ever since. The women are excused from this rite.”

Lots more adventures ahead! Buy the novel on Amazon: http://bit.ly/soyuzblue

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